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This time, ^Thiefoworld gives us an special mini interview to a good ol friend, `Athos-of-Light, who, this weekend, is finally passing to a whole new level in life. Let's just hope his princess isn't in another castle.
If you were a beverage, what would you be? Would you be sweet? dry? Alcoholic? Blue?`Athos-of-Light
i know the exact beverage i would be and it glows in the dark.
Hpnotiq Martini
Tropical combination of Bacardi Cóco, Hpnotiq liqueur and pineapple juice + glow!
Available at the bonefish grill
How do you like your.. meatballs?
Moist. Saucy. Round. Meaty.
The trousers are overvalued and the translators in line are funny, these in agreement?
you need to increase your english levels to abour Lvl. 49 plz
Would you choose to live forever if you could? If so, what would you like to do for the rest of eternity?
Living forever would be exceedingly fun for me. Most people think they would get bored. I would probably just harass humanity. Assuming humanity died off after a while. I'll take up breeding squids.
What do you do when no one is watching?
well if i told people, it wouldn't be an alone activity would it?
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Lulz
To end this article we would like to get you giggly with one (very long) quote from dAmnIT!, deviantART's center for finding funny quotes reported and said by people in dAmn +chat. If you have any favourites yourself, please don't hesitate to send a note to ~Topicality with the Subject "Lulz for Senior 'Stache".
<Mavyrk>cuppas: When I go to geometry class, I whip my square back and forth.
<Mavyrk>cuppas: When I'm a travelling reporter, I whip my Where? back and forth.
<catboyry>are you two still on that?
<cuppas>lmao
<Mavyrk>catboyry: Yes.
<chix0r>when I come to damn I whip my whip back and forth on cuppas so they STFU with the lame
<77sparrow77>lol
<cuppas>when chix0r crushes my heart i cry
<catboyry>you have a heart?
<Mavyrk>chix0r: When I disagree with your assertion of lameness, I whip my ne'er! back and forth.
<Endorell-Taelos>small heart.
* Mavyrk fights the power.
<Narfmaster>When I'm a wel respected pastry chef, I whip my chocolate eclair back and forth
* Endorell-Taelos pokes at cuppas' heart.
<catboyry>ohgodIwantchocolateeclairs
<Mavyrk>cuppas: When I don't want to tell the truth, I whip my dare back and forth.
<cuppas>hah
** Mavyrk was kicked by chix0r * oops, I whipped my /kick back and forth
<Narfmaster>When I'm a bear hunter, I whip my snare back and forth
** Mavyrk has joined
<TorsadesPourFoi>haha
<Endorell-Taelos>I guess this whipping wont get old.
** Mavyrk was kicked by chix0r * oops, I whipped my /kick back and forth
<TorsadesPourFoi>timing!
** Mavyrkhas joined
<Mavyrk>Bet you thought I was gone forever.
<prateek203>lol chiz0r.
<Mavyrk>When I don't want to get kicked from #devart, I whip #thumbshare back and forth.
<Narfmaster>When I'm Bon Jovi, I'm livin on a prayer back and forth.
<Mavyrk>Narfmaster: Damn, that's a good one. I never would have thought of prayer.
<cuppas>im gonna recycle one
<cuppas>when ive got you babe, i whip my Cher back and forth
<Mavyrk>Narfmaster: Yeah, well, when I'm hunting wabbits, I whip my snare back and forth.
<cuppas>when i have trouble pronouncing the french word for 'heart', i whip my Coeur back and forth
<TorsadesPourFoi>when im lost at sea on a boat, i whip my flare back and forth
<cuppas>oh man.
<Mavyrk>When I manhandle Bill Gates, I whip my multibillionaire back and forth.
<TorsadesPourFoi>when i'm thinking of starving african kids, i whip my care back and firth
<cuppas>when i use the masculine definite article when speaking german, i whip my Der back and forth.
<Mavyrk>When I feel Persian, I whip my Mehr back and forth.
<TorsadesPourFoi>when im wrestling in a wwf title match, i whip my chair back and forth
<Narfmaster>When I'm Usher, I whip my Yeah! back and forth.
<Mavyrk>When I chill on some British isle, I whip my ayre back and forth.
<77sparrow77>yay
<cuppas>when im wondering which seat to take on friday, i whip my Where? back and forth
<TorsadesPourFoi>when im thinkinbg about politics, i whip my meh back and forth
<Endorell-Taelos>cuppas: When I am Austin Powers, I whip my mojo back and forth
<Mavyrk>When I visit Cambodia, I whip my Khmer back and forth.
<TorsadesPourFoi>when im selling items on world of warcraft, i whip my rare back and forth
<cuppas>when i hire someone to live in my house and take care of kids, i whip Au Pair back and forth
<Narfmaster>When I'm living in Miami I whip my Mayor back and forth.
<Mavyrk>When I fuck bitches, I whip my pair back and forth.
<cuppas>Mavyrk: when i go scuba diving, i whip my air back and forth
<Mavyrk>When I visit Cambodia, I whip my Khmer back and forth.
<Mavyrk>When in a despotic country, I whip despair back and forth.
<TheSprunk>Fresko-1: Nectar of the gods
<cuppas>oh!
<cuppas>right
<Fresko-1>TheSprunk: And also the Elder Gods!
<Mavyrk>cuppas: During my time in the WCW, I whipped Rick Flair back and forth.
<cuppas>Mavyrk: lmao
<cuppas>Mavyrk: when i go scuba diving, i whip my air back and forth
<Mavyrk>I think I can safely cap off this line of humor with one oldie, but goodie.
<Mavyrk>When I'm in Soviet Russia, hair whips me back and forth.
<Mavyrk>Fin
<cuppas>i think weve run out of rhyming words anyway
<DarkestVirtue>Mavyrk: I hope the hair dips you in gaudy paint colours, first.
<Narfmaster>If I'm a North American glasslander, I whip my Prairie dog back and forth
<thetricksters18>Narfmaster: you know what i could whip back and forth?
<Narfmaster>If I'm a 70s British Computer Manufacturor, I whip my Sinclair back and forth
<Mavyrk>Narfmaster: When I'm in the zombie apocalypse, I whip m---oh shit, RUN!
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