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Even though this is mainly Senior orientated, if you have something you want to promote or are just looking for something generally, senior or not, we invite you all to take a gander.
FAQ #29: How do I become a Senior Member?
FAQ #106: What are the symbols in front of each deviants nickname?
The Absurd Spot
Here's this issue's Absurd Spot, brought to you by the letter CH of...:
Bluberry Muffin >:
Would you rather be a bird to fly the skies, some kind of marine animal so you could breathe underwater or a rodent so you could be... cute and fluffy?
I'm already cute and fluffy, my moustache says so.
If I could create a perfume with any aroma I wanted, I would create "Sunday Morning No. 5" with the scent of a sunday morning c: What scent would you use to create your own perfume?
Mine would be "Morning Horse Barn N.20" you know, because there'd be horses, on a barn, on stable number 20.
What color are your dreams?
Pistachio! I like pistachios
How much time do you usually spend chewing gum?
Three chews or three seconds... flavour goes out quickly D:
Damn you bubblegum
$fourteenthstar's Celebrating Deviousness - July 2011 ~ $namenotrequired
`megturney's Ticked Off with `AaronBradford!
`petrova's Women who lose their unborn face murder charges
`catluvr2's Memes Can Be BAD FOR YOUR SECURITY
`PainInTheAssimilated's Copyright and Silly Rumors & The People who Watch You
`Exileden's The Power of Faith
`JunkbyJen's You Can Be Saved / Weekly Commentary
`MzzAzn's June: Acts of Random Kindness
`lost-angle's Dictionary Entries: 14
^pica-ae's Text Art Tips #3
`meikahidenori's an older but a goodie ~ Some awesome quotes!
`Rogue-Of-The-Night's Head Shot Commission Info
`Mistress-Jaeden's Acrylic Commissions
`jdrainville lists Sale + Commissions + Etsy
`anako-art's has also opened commissions!
^JCROXAS' Help Save Lake Baikal: A Contest & CF Shirt Design Contest
`Artgerm's Street Fighter III Art Contest
`Marker-Guru's Call for Comic Artists - Ghost Tales Anthology ~ Ends August 15th
`synconi and ~moth-owl have posted a recent update on their 1000 deviants, 1000 cranes Project. You can now enter five entries of one crane each, so go make more and boost your chances of winning some prizes too!
`PainInTheAssimilated's Get Your Pokemanz On Contest 2 ~ Ends July 22nd
`MzzAzn's Pokehoodie Contest ~ Ends July 31st
`photoswithattitude's Shoes Contest ~ Ends July 31st
#VanityTheory's Female Self-Portraiture Contest ~ Ends July 31st
#FrightClub's Alice In Wonderland Contest ~ Ends July 31st
#color-me-club's 'Ice Cream' Lineart Contest Begins ~ Ends August 1st
`EmberRoseArt's Creatures of the Night Photomanipulation Contest ~ Ends August 15th
`Rogue-Of-The-Night's Collaborative Red Contest ~ Ends December 12th
`TouchedVenus' SD Contest 15: Angelic and Holy Contest ~ Ends January 13th
`ATrue's "Writing about Writing" Contest Results
`yuumei's Knite Contest Winners
`zeiva's X-note Contest Winners
`PurpelBlur's Devious Minds: ^SparklyDest & Devious Minds: `Pelicanh
^Thiefoworld's An Absurd Interview with Somebody Smart & An Absurd Interview with `Hellobaby
`Gwendolyn12's Manga/Anime Beauty #4: ~Piece5113
Customization: Mirz123's Comments are Love Feature #1
- `Memnalar's U. of Oxford Drops the Oxford Comma
- `LadyLincoln's The Ladies of Lit: Volume XII
- ^pica-ae's #SixWordStories Q&A Session #5: Typography
- `ATrue's #LITplease Presents:"All Talk and No Say" Workshop
- $namenotrequired's On the Poet *enigmaticsmile
- `bQw's PhotoJazz Five: `straightfromcamera Interview
- `Rushy's Defying Gravity: Tokyo Photographer 'Levitates'
- `Rushy's 25-year-old photographer wins ..
#ProjectPorkchop's Vol31, Vol32, Vol33, Vol34, Vol35
#Unique-Equines' UotU Vol13, UotU Vol14
`stuck-in-suburbia's Weekly Stamp Feature - The 38th Instalment
`catluvr2's Emotional Emoticons 18
`ginkgografix's dA Related Daily Deviations - June 2011 & dA Related Presents: Glitter & Sparkles
`PainInTheAssimilated's My Watchers are Badass Vol. 9, Vol. 10, Vol. 11
`LuneBleu's Featured Artists - sharing love
`DemonMathiel's Gold Feature
=JillAuville' Features and more.
Give some love and suggest a few prints to `Tepara.
Donate through purchasing `PorcelainPoet's work to help her financial situation.
^Nyx-Valentine is fundraising for the Burning Man Temple and would appreciate some more support!
#LitResources has Open Staff Positions.
To those that are now one year older...`twexler, `maxwell-heza, `Trapiki, `synthes, `scissors-hands, `AlanRalph, `dandelgrosso, `Gonzale, `abhimanyughoshal, `Tola,
...and to those yet to be: Happy Birthday!
`Amberlouie, `igy, `Kevin, `martypunker
To end this article we would like to get you giggly with some quotes from dAmnIT!, deviantART's center for finding funny quotes reported and said by people in dAmn +chat. If you have any favourites yourself, please don't hesitate to send a note to *Topicality with the Subject "Lulz for Senior 'Stache".
09:32:32 PM <YukiMizuno> Guess what you guys!this chat quote
09:32:47 PM <YukiMizuno> I got...
09:32:52 PM <Reremouse> LAID?
09:32:56 PM <YukiMizuno> A new laptop!
09:33:00 PM <Reremouse> Oh.
<vastblue> I'd never want kids.this chat quote
<vastblue> Horrid things.
<halonut117> have about 8, then you can start your own fightclub.
<vastblue> "Rule 1 of Baby Fight Club: You do NOT gurgle about fight club"
12:21:01 PM <Blackrose841> I love eating stuff off the boner.this chat quote
12:21:03 PM <Blackrose841> *bone
12:21:11 PM <Blackrose841> Son of a bitch.
<kizgoth> Topicality: I didn't feel so great earlier on, but I feel much better now I've had a go on Womb Raider.this chat quote
<kizgoth> Tomb Raider
<Topicality> kizgoth: LOL Stealing babies? eh?
<kizgoth> Topicality: I am indeed!
<kizgoth> I WILL STEAL YOUR BEBEZ
<alicesleepwalks> Ben-Turner: like the time i was in a pub with two friends, one gay and one black....the barman was germanthis chat quote
<OpalMist> alicesleepwalks: What colour was the gay one?
<Ben-Turner> All of the colours
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