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The Absurd Spot
Here's this issue's Absurd Spot, brought to you by the letter CH of...:
If you could dye your hair any color you want... how do you think it would taste?`chutkat
Bluberry Muffin >:
and sticky
Would you rather be a bird to fly the skies, some kind of marine animal so you could breathe underwater or a rodent so you could be... cute and fluffy?
I'm already cute and fluffy, my moustache says so.
If I could create a perfume with any aroma I wanted, I would create "Sunday Morning No. 5" with the scent of a sunday morning c: What scent would you use to create your own perfume?
Mine would be "Morning Horse Barn N.20" you know, because there'd be horses, on a barn, on stable number 20.
Very logical
What color are your dreams?
Pistachio! I like pistachios
How much time do you usually spend chewing gum?
Three chews or three seconds... flavour goes out quickly D:
Damn you bubblegum
News
Contests
Interviews
Art News
- `Memnalar's U. of Oxford Drops the Oxford Comma
- `LadyLincoln's The Ladies of Lit: Volume XII
- ^pica-ae's #SixWordStories Q&A Session #5: Typography
- `ATrue's #LITplease Presents:"All Talk and No Say" Workshop
- $namenotrequired's On the Poet *enigmaticsmile
- `bQw's PhotoJazz Five: `straightfromcamera Interview
- `Rushy's Defying Gravity: Tokyo Photographer 'Levitates'
- `Rushy's 25-year-old photographer wins ..
Features
IN JOURNALS
Announcements
HELP WANTED
To those that are now one year older...
`twexler, `maxwell-heza, `Trapiki, `synthes, `scissors-hands, `AlanRalph, `dandelgrosso, `Gonzale, `abhimanyughoshal, `Tola,...and to those yet to be: Happy Birthday!
JULY 10th
`Aegis-Strife, `Resaturatez
JULY 11th
`IsacGoulart, `jussta
JULY 12th
`alphaosiris
JULY 13th
^Elandria, `KathrynODriscoll
JULY 14th
`priteeboy
JULY 15th
`Amberlouie, `igy, `Kevin, `martypunker
JULY 16th
`Aeires, `karyaazure
JULY 20th
`YukiMizuno
Lulz
To end this article we would like to get you giggly with some quotes from dAmnIT!, deviantART's center for finding funny quotes reported and said by people in dAmn +chat. If you have any favourites yourself, please don't hesitate to send a note to *Topicality with the Subject "Lulz for Senior 'Stache".
09:32:32 PM <YukiMizuno> Guess what you guys!
09:32:47 PM <YukiMizuno> I got...
09:32:52 PM <Reremouse> LAID?
09:32:56 PM <YukiMizuno> A new laptop!
09:33:00 PM <Reremouse> Oh.
<vastblue> I'd never want kids.
<vastblue> Horrid things.
<halonut117> have about 8, then you can start your own fightclub.
<vastblue> "Rule 1 of Baby Fight Club: You do NOT gurgle about fight club"
12:21:01 PM <Blackrose841> I love eating stuff off the boner.
12:21:03 PM <Blackrose841> *bone
12:21:11 PM <Blackrose841> Son of a bitch.
<kizgoth> Topicality: I didn't feel so great earlier on, but I feel much better now I've had a go on Womb Raider.
<kizgoth> Err...
<kizgoth> Tomb Raider
<Topicality> kizgoth: LOL Stealing babies? eh?
<kizgoth> Topicality: I am indeed!
<kizgoth> I WILL STEAL YOUR BEBEZ
<alicesleepwalks> Ben-Turner: like the time i was in a pub with two friends, one gay and one black....the barman was german
<OpalMist> alicesleepwalks: What colour was the gay one?
<Ben-Turner> All of the colours
<OpalMist> Ben-Turner:
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